A guy
goes over to his friend’s house, rings the bell,
and the wife answers.
” Hi, is Tony home?”
”
No, he went to the store.”
“Well, you mind if I
wait?”
” No, come in.”
They
sit down and the friend says “You know Nora; you have the greatest breasts I
have ever seen. I’d give you a hundred bucks if I could just see one.”