Does My Butt..?
We’ll admit, this guy looks more like a football player than he does a
model. We’ll give him credit though for strapping on a pair of red
stilettos and black lycra short-shorts, all in the name of fun. We can
only imagine his thoughts at this exact moment: Does my butt look big in
this? Perhaps that’s one question that is best not to answer!
What's The Story?
What's the story behind these photographs, you ask? Not long ago,
MotoCorsa released a series of seDUCATIve 1199 Panigale desktop
wallpapers, featuring model and dancer Kylie Shea Lewallen, in a skimpy
red and black outfit. The CorsaCrew began complaining about model Kylie
getting to have all the fun, so the men decided they wanted to give the
art of modeling with Ducatis a try. The crew also had to deal with some
not-too-happy ladies who were growing tired of the whole ‘bikes and
bikini babes’ saga. So the all-male crew donned Kylie’s original outfit
(quite a few sizes up though!) and tried their hand at modeling.
Wax On, Wax Off
Oh no – it looks as though this ‘model’ forgot to wax his legs before
taking center stage next to the Ducati. He’s more focused on his lip
gloss though, as he peeks into the rear-vision mirror to make sure it’s
been applied evenly. Each of the photographs in this series have been
made to look (almost) exactly as the original ‘bikini babe’ series –
same poses, outfit, and all!
Balancing Act
We have a feeling it may have been a lot easier for the petite dancer
and model to try out this balancing act, but it seems as though this guy
got there in the end! Balancing on a bike with tiny heels isn’t easy
after all – especially if you’ve never worn them before (we assume he
hasn’t…). Someone might want to give this guy a fake tan, because those
sunburnt arms seem to take center stage in this photograph!
Blue Steel
Well, this guy’s certainly got the legs for it! This CorsaCrew member
gives the camera his best ‘Blue Steel’ face. He may be a little
pasty-white in comparison to the female model of the original desktop
wallpaper series, but (as they say) pale is the new tan! Perhaps this
guy will become the new face of MotoCorsa modelling?
A Day's Work
We’re not too sure what this guy is doing with his mouth, but we’ve got
to admit – he’s owning this photo shoot! This guy’s got legs to rival
original model Kylie’s (and she’s a dancer!) Who knew that the CorsaCrew
were such a multi-talented bunch? It seems as though working with
motorcycles and modeling is just all in a day’s work for them.
White & Nerdy
This guy may be what some would call “white and nerdy”, but he sure does
know how to strike a pose! The only thing we want to know is, why did
the men have to strap on heels, as well as cropped singlets and lycra
shorts in order to portray the male version of these seDUCATIve 1199
Panigale desktop wallpapers? Surely they could have been portrayed a
little more…masculine? Because (as funny as it is), all we’re seeing are
men trying to look like women, rather than presenting themselves in
their own masculine light.
What Are You Looking At?
This photograph is sure to crack anyone up – combine his fierce, “what
are you looking at?” stare with those bright red heels and lycra
short-shorts and you’ve got yourself one hilarious image. As we’re sure
you can imagine, these images have attracted a lot of attention, both
good and bad. Many are outraged with the fact that the original female
model, Kylie, is portrayed as the feminine ideal, whereas these guys
aren’t even male models. What many don’t seem to understand though, is
that these guys are simply from the CorsaCrew, and they’re just trying
to have a laugh!
Stiletto Stance
The original image shows model Kylie bending over about to kiss the
Ducati, but this guy takes it to the next level – tongue and all! He
sure does love motorcycles…These men seemed to have perfected the
stiletto stance, and for that, we give them credit. Not long now and
these guys will be ready for the runway!
Topless!
Watch out, this guy is getting serious – he’s topless! This is a
hilarious re-make of one of the original photographs, which saw model
Kylie topless and facing her back to the camera. Both desktop wallpaper
series' were shot by photographer Alicia Mariah Elfving. The CorsaCrew
which featured in this satirical series includes: Niko, Arun, Slipper
Klutch, 2.0, Todd, the Original, Jason, Fro, T2, Seante, Miles, J-Rod,
and Chadly. Don’t quit your day job guys!
